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Lame Jokes

2008-01-24T05:24:00.000-08:00

Yo. It's egg here, lol.

And this is mah post about lame jokes, of which I stole from someone at tuition. I told dirty jokes, but that's on my blog there...you see that link?

1. What's the most disgusting occupation?
A Grocer.

2. A bird that lifts weights?
A crane.

3. Why is Vlodermot(wrong spelling, I know) Bald?
Because he's the opposite of Harry.

4. You stone, I rawk. (And that's a fact.)

5. When he's just farted, the Brit says "Pardon me."
"" the American says "Excuse me."
"" the S'poreans says "Not me."

6. I've 50 cents, so do you and everyone else. We take a bus to somewhere. Where do we go?
To Common Wealth.

NOW, I PRESENT TO YOU...THE BIGGEST JOKE EVER:
Cheryl Lee, aka MilkMaid is hot.
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

2008-01-23T02:00:00.000-08:00

HI IM nerd0x0 r3Actii0nZzzXx or nerdR0x0r or more commonly known a NERD.

DIVYA did you know thats blue font with the green background makes people blind x.X Harry Potter does not rock. Quote from D.R in July 2007 8 days issue, on Kissing Cho Chang "It was very comfortable" HAHAHA.

AND IM STILL ANGRY AT YOU FOR BOOKING ME. My fake phone. HAHA.

2008-01-22T19:55:00.000-08:00

hello! haha..tralala..i am bored now...and kara is talking rubbish as usual..wat a pain to hear her every single day esp since she sits in front of me..haha..hmm..school's been extremely tiring this past few days...test test test...got back history marks today...as usual didn't do well...ahhh!nvm! shall study harder:) hmm..dunno..wat else to say ..harry potter rawks! haha..oh yeah..sorry nerissa for booking you!okaygot nth else to type...have to finish up physics homework...
see ya!
-divya

FIXED BLOG / INTRO

2008-01-17T21:50:00.000-08:00

Hi...have fixed everything. D: I think...now for the introduction of the blog...to publicise it. Bleh...anw, if you've already come to this blog...you oughtta know the stuff we normally do during CLB.

COW: MOOing to her pop Indian musique...REALLY REALLY LOUDLY!!!

r0ck0sauruzzz/egg: Listening/dancing to musique/falling off the chair and doing hmwk/studying. *slash slash slash*

Too bad nowadays I have CLB to tend to...and can't hang around them studying or whatever. D:
~r0ck0sauruzzz~

MOOOOOO

2008-01-17T06:04:00.000-08:00

Kara here...I'd a fun time managing our blog. == Since Div can't even post without help. ZZZ I wonder how they type. Bleh problem with tagboard. Anw, gtg.
~egg~

2008-01-15T20:53:00.000-08:00

hello! welcome to our blog(kara and divya's)...okay..this blog is totally retarded..and kara chose it! pfft..nvm. having chinese now..super bored..yawn.-divya

2008-01-15T20:49:00.000-08:00

.. DIVYAAA